The tale of two pregnancies: Part 1-oh dear God what am I meant to do with it??………

I remember, like it was yesterday the first time I realised I could be pregnant.  I was in Jamaica with my mum and we were on the beach chillaxing.  I was drinking lots of water to keep myself nice and hydrated in the scorching sunshine.  Despite the sweat dripping off me I kept having to go to the toilet, like every 25 minutes or something ridiculous like that.  Each time I went it wasn’t just a cheeky dribble, it was a full on wee.  Read More

Black Friday, what a croc of shite………

Here it is again, Black Friday.

Whilst most people are getting moist for it I really despise the whole Black Friday mayhem and quite frankly it is another American tradition that should stay the fuck in America. Read More

Well that did not last long………

I was very fortunate to be able to spend a glorious 4 nights in Cancun last week with work.  It was splendid in so many ways.  The sun was shining and the beach was incredible but that was not, for me, the main attraction.  The prospect of having 4 glorious nights and 4 glorious days all to MYSELF got me more excited than a Topshop sale with a big mac thrown in for free! Read More

Reality vs expectation part 2: review of Chester Zoo………

It was finally time to head to the zoo and I think I was the most excited out of all of us!!  After the shenanigans of the previous day and approximately 45 minutes sleep we were up and getting ready for our fun family day trip.  First things first though we had the buffet breakfast to tackle. Read More

Expectations versus reality………

What is it about going away with children that makes it so darn stressful, The lack of sleep, the constant annoying questions that have multiplied due to being together for so long or the fact that your are bursting to tell everyone to just do one and leave you the fuck alone but you fear that may be frowned upon. Who knows but one things for sure it never tends to be the idyllic trip that you had envisioned in your probably alcohol frazzled mind when you decided to book it. When will we learn eh?!?!

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Get. Your. Shit. Together girl………

Wowsers its been a long arse time since I last put finger tip to keypad.  A hell of a lot has happened in that time and I don’t even know where to begin.  I should probably begin at the start, that always seems like the sensible option!! Read More

Carry on camping………

Camping with a baby, what crazy mofo would consider doing that? Oh yeah that would be me!! Sometimes you just have to step completely out of your comfort zone and hope for the best. Here is my experience of camping with a 3 year old (he was loving life) and a 10 month old (hmmm not so much).

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